Kobe Bryant, LeBron James Sent To Georgia To Fend off Russians

Calling it his "all-time greatest ally-oop", Lebron James went from All-World forward to Georgian Tank Commander in just a few hours, as a desperate Condoleeza Rice called in the two NBA greats to see if they could have the same effect on the burgeoning conflict as they've had on team USA's basketball team. Kobe's presence paid immediate dividends, as he quickly stole a cannon ball and dunked it into the opening at the top of a Russian tank. He then high-fived LeBron, who was throwing bounce passes at the legs of fleeing Russian soldiers.