A dazed and exhausted Barack Obama, as seen in this picture, reportedly spent the better part of his first day in office in the executive washroom relieving himself of 10 Inaugural Ball's worth of appetizers and cake, resulting in a stench that insiders are calling "not so presidential".
Obama exited the West Wing restroom with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, along with a noticable accumulation of brow sweat. He asked a congressional aid for "some spray or something", but then left quickly for a meeting with his staff.
Michelle Obama is rumored to have moved her bowels just minutes after the new first family arrived, but sources are unable to confirm this as fact; Obama, however, left no doubt. "Let's just say that we've got all the windows open and it's 10 degrees outside", offered one member of the house staff.
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