Obama Still Has Done Less In 13 Days Than Bush Did In 8 Years

Former President Bush likes to tell people that he accomplished "10 things" while in the White House over the past 8 years, but in reality he is officially credited with doing 7 things. Obama, despite working around the clock, has only managed to accomplish 5 things thus far, according to White House spokesman Scott McClellan, despite most of 13 days to get more done.

"The President plans to do a lot more things, things of all different variety. Things that his predecessor didn't dare", offered McClellan in his morning briefing. When pressed on what types of things specifically the President was planning on doing, McClellan became dodgy and elusive, at one point ducking behind the podium and pretending to be fighting off an angry dog.

Bush is famous for crediting himself with things he had nothing to do with, and still seems to be in denial about the real number of things he did have a hand in. "I did 10 things, plain and simple", Bush said in November in a sit down with Matt Lauer. "Remember that thing over in Turkey? That was me." Bush added.