Obama awarded Heisman Trophy after spirited play session with Bo the dog

President Obama has followed up his incredible, surprise win of the Nobel Peace Prize with a Heisman Trophy, the White House has said, after several members of the press were "blown away" by his moves on the White House lawn during a casual game of fetch with Bo, the family dog. A voter for the Trophy, usually awarded to the best college football player in the country, said "Obama is clearly the best football player in the country. That dog is really agile, but he couldn't get the ball from the President."