Overcrowding at local emergency rooms due in large part to Fantasy Football injuries

Emergency room doctors are seeing a rapid rise in the number of Fantasy Football injuries this year, and many are worried that their waiting rooms could remain full until January. The most common visits have been for "trigger finger" and "free agent fever", with many also suffering from dizziness over tie-breaker scenarios. Most of the physical injuries have been bumps and scrapes, usually the result of altercations stemming from taunting about draft mistakes or failed predictions.