President Obama unveiled a mascot for the new economic plan, appropriately nicknamed "Stimulus Bill", in what critics are calling a "slap in the face of educated America". The President suggested that Stimulus Bill will appear around the country, at banks, malls and other places of commerce "actively urging the American public to spend their money as fast as possible."
The character, as seen in this photo which accompanied the official White House press release on the subject, will be the "face of the new American economy", according to the President. Sceptics are calling it a gimmick.
Stimulus Bill is set to make his first public appearance at the Mall of America in Minneapolis sometime next week, and will be appearing in the background at every upcoming Stimulus related press conference. He will report directly to Tim Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury.
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Absolutely hysterical blogs! Pascale told me about these and they are very funny!
Keep it up, Ron, you're a really funny guy!
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