Friday, January 30, 2009

BREAKING: Congress Questions Joe Biden Earmarks In Bailout Package


Barack Obama is getting hit with hard questions from Republicans and even some Democrats as the specifics of his bailout package are slowly unveiled, most recently coming under fire for several Joe Biden related earmarks. The first, which is termed "Operation Fantastic", calls for 25 million dollars to go solely towards maintaining the Vice President's "incredible smile".
Another calls for 7 million to go exclusively towards "meeting the ever changing demands of the Vice President's wardrobe".
Another $500,000 is to be spent on "the research and development of a possible cure for the Vice President's ceaseless chuckling and unusual habit of biting staffers".
....developing....

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