The major news networks are "unilaterally disappointed" about the recent non-disaster in New Orleans, and sources say that CNN, FOX and NBC are all working round the clock on contingency plans ranging from using Katrina footage and claiming it's live, to, in the case of CNN, providing Anderson Cooper with a sledgehammer and note reading, "You know what to do."
"They were sure New Orleans would be underwater," our insider tells us. "They had fitted most of their on site reporters with scuba gear and negro repellent."
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