Thursday, September 4, 2008

Sarah Palin Shoots Wolf On Stage at RNC


Alaska Governor and avid hunter Sarah Palin shot a wolf in front of 38,000 screaming Republican's yesterday in St. Paul, as the party kicked off day three of its' national convention. The little known Palin, who also announced that she sold her government issued jet on Ebay, paused in mid sentence approximately halfway through her speach to reach below the podium. She removed a .22 caliber rifle with a laser scope just as a confused and frightened looking wolf was released onto the stage approximately 75 feet from the mother of 5. She deftly shouldered the weapon, sighted the animal and fired. The wolf appeared to die instantly. Palin, after pausing to take a drink of water, immediately returned to her speach.

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